He: Welcome Madam Secretary
She: My pleasure your highnessHe: And how was the trip to Cambodia?
She: A most suitable decoy milord. Thank you for this week of
distraction
He: Never mind we will be well paid. You will sink deeper into
debt for it, but we will be well paid.
She: The press has put Petraeus on the back burner. Our people
love a war more than a sex scandal.
He: Do you really think so? Have you forgotten the Jewish girl
so easily?
She: I have no need to remember her. I don’t even remember her
name. But my true love proved that a cruise missile provides more romance for
our people. Those 70 he fired at Jalalabad after the bombing of the embassy in
Nairobi, I have learnt a lot from that. This pretty boy you would rather not
see was such an innocent, but I have taught him well.
He: I had so hoped you would get through those primaries. My
people stood firm, but too many don’t want a woman to lead. We are light years
ahead of you. Every country in the world will have a female leader but not yours. I fear you will always remain a backward
society living it up while you are waiting on everyone else to bail you out.
The Chinese? Goodness, the Chinese? You hurt me Shiksa.
She: Backward? The most
progressive society on earth?He: Yet half of your people wanted to be stuck in the 18th century with that moron, sorry mormon. You were saved by immigrants, Hispanics, blacks. At least you can be honest about that.
She: We are going through a difficult time, but we are a strong
people, we will weather the storm
He: Speaking of weather…
She: Forget it, forget it (holding her fingers to her temples)
He: How can I? All this carbon we have put into the atmosphere these
past few days, all that dust and rubble that Palestinian children must inhale. It
not so kosher right? I cringe when I think what they are drinking for water. I
cringe everyday when I think of how they live. That refugee camp in Khan Younis.
How do they even survive? We are going after them before this ceasefire you
know. They run to Khan Younis to avoid our fire power, but they can’t hide. I
cringe more at what that klutz Bushwa did in Iraq. Three miles of the Tigris on
fire in one night. Bushwa makes my interior minister sound like a sissy when he
says "We must blow Gaza back to the Middle Ages, destroying all the
infrastructure including roads and water." I bet you never read that in the New York Times. But we know you share that dream too.
She: Your pre-election fun is coming to an end?
He: Not so fast, let me enjoy it. When I am finished my people
will be so afraid no else can save them. They may even mark “for life” on the ballot
next to my name
What’s the hurry, two months to go. I could put the fear of
death into my people and let them think it is those hoodlums from Gaza with
their godzilla rockets. We show the same 10 over and over on television, we let
the siren scare them. When they are hiding in the tunnels they don’t know that
20 godzillas and 20 from the iron dome you paid for make up 40. They don’t know
the difference between a $40,000 intercepting nothing falling near to them and a $1k godzilla.
She: You use Iron Dome to ….. you are wasting our money like
that?
He: Our money Madam, we are working hard for it. What is a mere
$40,000 to give ourselves a reason to kill a few barbarians?
She: Don’t say barbarians milord, we are insisting on “terrorists”.
He: You are insisting? I start a war to give you a reason to
bring three warships in the Med, and you are insisting? How will you get
supplies to Syrian rebels………She: Quiet, walls have ears
He: Not my walls Shiksa… You failed your poster boy in Benghazi
big time Madam Secretary. You don’t want
to show a hand in Syria so he paid the price. Now the world knows Madam and you
tilt your head in the air and walk.
She: Don’t get personal
He: I say what I want Madam, you need me more than I need you.
You think we want your Caterpillar bulldozer to go into Gaza. We could use our
own. We just need to remind them that you are with us every step of the way.
She: When you are ready let me know, I will talk to our allies
He: Allies…hahahaha………..poor Saddam.... hahahaha...Hosni....hahahaha.......Pahlavi.....hahaha....Abdullah your turn is coming....hahahaha